Plan B if College Don't Work Out Fo' Me

(On the subject of majors)

Jillian: I just have to figure out what it is I love. hah

me: animals
or plants
be a nature girl
HAHAHA

Jillian: no way jose
that's you and your whole ridiculous live in the woods bit

11:04 PM me: oh man, plan B baby
No taxes in the woods.
Can't find me, because I live in a tree.
No address
11:05 PM And I'll have a big conch shell to call all my animal friends with.
We'll have tea parties at 4:00
I'll grow a really long beard
and fish with my toes.

11:07 PM Jillian: you're a goof
you'd HATE living in the woods for more than a day
unless you did it with tons of money and electricity and heat and a house

11:08 PM me: Well, it would be a big life style change, but if I knew what to eat for food, I could make it for longer.
just watch. plan b baby, you'll never see me again

11:09 PM Jillian: haha okay
move somewhere warmer first
or we'll see you every winter
what would you do all day?

me: yeah, good call
I would build shit...
go swimming
dig holes
11:10 PM dig a tunnel system so I could navigate around undergroud
underground*
I'd carve stuff too, with my pocketknife
And search for sasquatch.
11:12 PM I'd braid rope from grass, also. Never know when you're going to need rope.

11:17 PM Jillian: haha

me: see? it's a solid plan