...To walk a quarter of a mile from your car to your dorm with a heavy backpack and four heavy bags, two in each hand, plus your purse, then have to put all the bags down to unlock your dorm's front door, hold it open with your foot, pick up all the bags, cram your way through the door, only to have to open another door three feet away, cram yourself through that door, walk 15 feet to another door, set all your bags down to unlock that door, pick up your bags again, cram yourself through that door, walk up one flight of stairs, then another, then another, then another, open a door and cram yourself through it, walk 10 feet, open another door, cram yourself through it, walk about 100 ft down a hallway, set your bags down again, unlock your room door, pick up your bags, hold the door open with your foot, and cram yourself through that door.
Then you drop all your bags, breathing so hard your lungs will shoot out of your chest if you're not careful, collapse on the futon, your arms and legs shaking of fatigue.
I did that this morning. It's ridiculously not fun.
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