Trip Leave

Hi everyone, I'm sorry (not really) to say that I will be taking a weeks leave of absence from the blog. I will be in the Caribbean on a cruise ship.

Have a wonderful week, I'll talk to you later!

Merry Christmas!

Have a very merry day filled with fun and laughter.

An old teacher told me to love everyone as hard as you can, we are only on this Earth for such a short time. Show people how you feel now, when you have the chance.

What I Wanted I didn't Get.

I was driving in the car with my dad last night back from a Christmas party at my Aunt's. My dad then got pulled over by the cops. We didn't know what he did wrong, he wasn't speeding. Then the officer came to the car and said my dad's headlight was out. I was bummed that's all that it was, I was wanting for us to be driving in a vehicle that the cops were looking for, like someone who did something bad was seen driving a blue Tahoe around so any time a cop saw one they were supposed to pull over the vehicle. Then the cop would tell us to get out of the vehicle and when they searched our pockets the cop would have found the 45 dollars I had in my pants pocket. He would then pull out his gun screaming "Where did you get this money from!?" And I would be so innocent and girly "I got it from my Aunt and Uncle and Grandma... officer, we just celebrated Christmas". Then he would be like "Oh, you're not who we're looking for, I'm so sorry." And he would send us on our way back home.

But nah, our headlight was just out. And now I don't have a cool story like the cops pulling a gun on me.

Oh well.

Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Drive

I got cut off by someone who I legitmately think might be blind while I was driving yesterday. I am CLEARLY driving down the road. There is CLEARLY another car 20 feet ahead of me. Apparently this is enough room for a third car to make a left hand turn inbetween the two cars, which are only apart by yes, like I said before, 20 feet. Now I'm not going too fast, like 35 mph, but still. Who is that BLIND that they can't see they don't have enough room??

I was so mad. Thinking about it makes me mad.

Hell Yes.

I missed only 1 question on my Communications final exam with a score of 390/350 points. I got three A's and one BA (Bad Ass) in my classes first semester of my first year at college.

I'm happy.

Doors

I have some kind of problem. At school, guys hold open doors for me all the time, but for some reason, if it's a double door, you know, two doors side by side, I'll just go through the other door instead of the one being held open for me. I won't do this if they are just waiting, holding the door, but if its just a quick hold, I accidentally will go through the other door. Then I apologize a lot and thank them.

Oops!

On the Subject of Attachments

Alright, I'm SURE you guys have all experienced this more than ten times in your life if you use email. Whenever anyone sends an email with an attachment in it, you know, like a picture or a word document, eight times out of ten (statistic from Some Writings: By Kelso Blog), the sender of said attachments will write a nice little note about what they are attaching to the email, send the email, only to realize after they sent it they forgot to actually attach the attachment. In your inbox marked a minute or two after the first email, you will receive a second email with the actual attachment, and a smaller note, apologizing for the original not having the attachment in it.


That, my friends, is the deal with attachments.

FAIL NUMBER 2

A Question For You:

Which side of your mouth do you chew on? Is it always the same side, or do you switch.

Pay attention the next time you eat. I'm curious!!!!

Here, a FAIL I found.

It's Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt... Then It's Hilarious.

I discovered a few days ago that you can generally tell a certain laugh apart from all others, even if you didn't see what happened. This laugh which you can tell apart from all others: the laugh when someone else gets hurt.

Here's how I discovered you can tell this laugh apart from others: I was sitting in my dorm room on my futon with my boyfriend, and we were playing Monkey Ball on the gamecube. Then all of a sudden we hear a bunch of people next door start cracking up. Now one girl was laughing so hard and so loud. It was the most sincere laugh she could have produced. It was strong, thunderous, and bellowing. She was gasping for air at the end of it, but she just couldn't stop laughing.

"I bet someone got hurt." I said. Just by the strength and honestly of this howling laugh, I could tell. When your friends fall or hit something or walk into doors or walls, that is the exact laugh produced. Humans enjoy watching each other fail.

Watch for it the next time someone gets hurt if you can't understand what I'm trying to convey. You'll get it.

I Thought of This.

So a long time ago I liked this game you played online with other people. It was basically pictionary, just with a different name. There were 6 or so players in each room and one person drew whatever the game told them to while the other 5 guessed. You could chat with the other players in the room. A lot of the time, you would get a private chat that said "ASL?" This was an abbreviation for "Age, Sex, Location?", now, being smart I never responded to these chats because it was dangerous. But looking back on it, I wonder why the hell anyone playing a pictionary game online would try to find someone to hook up with on this site.

It's STUPID. People are STUPID.

I Finally Missed A Day

Not my fault, I didn't have a computer or internet access all day. I even tried my phone but it didn't work.

Have you ever been woken up in the morning by someone squeaking a dog toy over and over and over for a good three minutes straight?

That's how I woke up this morning!!!!

Monkey Ball

You won't get this if you've never played/heard of monkey ball. But here's my question: why the hell is the monkey in a ball? It would be much easier if it were running on it's feet and climbing. If it's going to be in a ball, why is it not a hamster?

Yesterday Post Evaluated Today

Yesterday was a terrible, horrible day, but then it got better when Russell came. Today is our one year mark. YAY!

And for a funny: Yesterday I walked all around campus with staple in between my big toe and the toe next to it inside my socks! Whoops!

No.

I might be very unhappy today. I'll let you know.

Trust Me, I'm a Doctor.

I cut my finger today, and there was a lot of blood. Well actually, there was a tiny amount of blood, but it bled a lot. That got me to thinking what other parts of your body bleed a lot (all of this thinking was during my Women's Studies class mind you, so I was... not distracted at all in my thought process).

From experience, I wrote down that your fingers bleed a lot if cut, your head bleeds a lot if cut, and your nose bleeds a lot, whether that was cut or if you just got a nose bleed. That was all I could think of from personal experience, like, all the times I've cut my feet or my legs (unless its a shaving accident) or my arms, I don't recall them bleeding all too much. But the head, fingers, and nose, boy those never stop.

I would imagine that your chest bleeds a lot, and your stomach, and your femoral artery and your jugular and that artery on your arm, but those take massive cuts, and I've never experienced those first hand (knock on wood).

But yeah, to conclude: I don't like blood.

Today in History

Happy Pearl Harbor everyone...

There Are A Few Things I Think Everyone Needs To Experience in Life:

One of them, is being flung off a treadmill and crashing into a wall.

It makes you a much more rounded person. Trust me.

Joke of the Day:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel over his mid section. The bartender asks him why he has that there. The pirate responds: It's driving me' nuts!

This is Cool:

I'm actually retaining knowledge in college.

I Thought Of This All By Myself.

What kind of car would a chicken own if it could drive?

A Coupe!

Get it? Get it?

Man I Hate that Stuff

Christmas time is great. I love it, but with Christmas comes lots of glittery things, and I CAN'T STAND GLITTER!!!!!! It gets everywhere, and then you can NEVER get rid of it. EVER.

Glitter should be destroyed.

Question:

Western has a huge sundial on main campus. It's diameter is approximately 13 feet. Why do we have such a huge sundial, or a sundial at all for this matter, when Kalamazoo NEVER GETS ANY SUN!?!?